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A Wedding Story
Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 2:29 am
Stroker
Joined: 13 Aug 2006
Posts: 56
Location: Allen, Texas
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It made the local newspaper; even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's family & to especially thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, were an envelope. He stressed that this was his gift to everyone, & asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of his bride having sex with his best friend, the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier & had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to his best man & said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to his bride & said, "F--- you!" Then he turned back to the dumb founded crowd & said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing the following morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300+ guest wedding & reception, & best of all, trashing the bride's & his best man's reputations in front of 300+ friends & family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a Master Card "PRICELESS" commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members & friends: $32,000...Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000... Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500... The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping his best man: Priceless...There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD!
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Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 3:16 am
Tom Cobb
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Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 563
Location: Hurst, TX
I hate to disappoint but this is a very old email with the gender switched. This version is also very old. This started out in 1995. Amazing how long some of this stuff runs around the internet as true stories and little additions, etc.
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Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 3:54 am
Stroker
Joined: 13 Aug 2006
Posts: 56
Location: Allen, Texas
Tom, this is why I placed it in the joke section.
_________________ Nothing last forever, So live it up, drink it down, Laugh it off, Avoid the bullshit, Take chances, & never have regrets, Because at one point, everything you did was exactly what you wanted.
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 7:52 pm
Tom Cobb
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Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 563
Location: Hurst, TX
Some people actually think it happened is why I said that.
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"GIT Rrr DONE"
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