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Classified Ads
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:49 am
Tom Cobb
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Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 563
Location: Hurst, TX
> Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers:
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> FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG. BITES.
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> FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKERSPANIEL 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG.
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> FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG.
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> GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
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> FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT AWHILE... BETTER BE A REWARD.
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> 1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB --$850/offer
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> SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
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> COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
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> NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY.
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> HUMMERS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER - "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"
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> GEORGIA PEACHES, CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
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> NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE.
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> JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.
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> ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.
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> OPEN HOUSE: BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON. FREE COFFEE & DONUTS.
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> AND THE BEST ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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> FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.
> Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got
married last month. Wife knows everything.
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