For the police folks in the group - you have to admit he had a good excuse line for speeding.
For those of you who are speeders in the group - you have to be quick on your toes and you may talk yourself out of a ticket also!
Eliz
Corvette & the Trooper
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-45, pushing the pedal even more..
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring.
He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before,
I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper...
TGPILOT
Funny, think I heard it before, but still good second time around. Stroker would appreciate it.
Tom
Tom Cobb
They never liked my excuses. They just kept writing.
